Better Late Than Never

I'm late in posting this, not the ever-reliable Dave Langford! For the online version of Issue 272, please use this helpful link!

NEIL GAIMAN's New Yorker profile revealed the secret of his allure: 'Pictures of his library, which contains some five thousand volumes, circulate on the Internet, propagating brainy crushes: "How could I not fall for this guy?? Honestly ... look at the sheer size of his ...library!"' (Dana Goodyear, 25 January) [MMW] Ansible dares not afflict John Clute with swarming groupies by flaunting his far vaster library size here.