Divides

High pulp, low pulp, acid-free, ultra-deluxe-limited-fanboi-edition, paperback, hardcover, first edition, reprint, papyrus, clay tablets, clunky computer screen, Apple Newton, Palm Pilot, second and third generation Palm, Handspring Visor, Sony Clie, Bookeen Cybook.

For me, it makes no real difference whether it is a "real book" or a eBook. It is the story inside my head that matters, not the method the story is stored on.

(Quick: how many of the listed delivery platforms do you think I've actually used?)