Prime Mover

Hey you! You behind me! You with the "Live Free or Die" license plate and the "Yes We Can" bumper sticker!

Guess what? There's a reason I'm doing 35 MPH. You might be in a hurry, but this is a residential area with heavy pedestrian traffic. There's a reason there's a double yellow line so you can't pass me. Oh, look, there are about 75 cars in front of me, all also doing 35 MPH, so how far will you get?

Oh, look, utility vehicles along the side of the road, so you can't pass me on the right either. Want to try driving on the sidewalk maybe?

Putz. Go back to the shallow end of the gene pool.