You Know You've Read Too Much Discworld...

...when...

1. You hold insightful conversations with Mr. Jelly.

2. You have ever tasted dried frog pills.

3. You know the recipe to Mr.Dibbler's sausage-inna-bun.

4. You go to bed with a sign reading I ATEN'T DEAD.

5. You have ever hidden alcohol in your hat-tip.

6. When writing research papers, you ask the orangutans at the zoo for help navigating the library's reference section.

7. You have used the phrase Millennium hand and shrimp.

And more!