Anoia, The Minor Goddess of Things That Stick In Drawers

Often, but not uniquely, a ladle, but sometimes a metal spatula or, rarely, a mechanical egg whisk that nobody in the house admits to ever buying. The desperate mad rattling and cries of "how can it close on the damn thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?" is as praise unto Anoia. She also eats corkscrews.

(Terry Pratchett)